Doctor In the House

Dear Lila,

You are always well-behaved in school, so you can imagine my surprise when your teacher pulled me aside to talk to me at pickup after school today. She looked at me very seriously and then proceeded to tell me that she had caught you and another one of your (female) classmates in the housekeeping corner kneeling on the floor with your pants and underwear pulled down around your ankles. Excuse me, what?? You are pretty reserved at school so your teacher (and I!) were surprised but on our way home, you explained to me that your friend had asked you to pull down your pants so that you could play doctor. Hahahahaha!

Love,
Mom

Gifted Girl

Dear Lila,

I already know you are gifted and talented and your score on the Gifted & Talented test confirmed it: You got a 95! Go, Lila!

Love,
Mom