Dear Lila,
On our way home from school today, we were talking about what you would like for Christmas. You said you want a princess Barbie and a Ken doll. Well, what you actually said was, "I really, really, really want a boy Barbie." When I asked you why you want a boy Barbie so much, you smiled this cheesy smile and told me, "I want to put the girl Barbie with the boy Barbie and make it look like they're kissing. And then they get married."
Oh dear. And so it starts!
Love,
Mom
