Bigfoot

Dear Lila,

Your summer shoes from last year don't fit anymore, so I measured your foot to see what size you are now and your feet are the same size as mine. You are a size 7 now?! Waaaah?! How is it that I can now share my shoes with my 9-year-old??? You are getting too big too fast!

Love,

Mom

P.S. And to answer your question, no, you may not wear my high heels to school!

Eyeing It

Dear Lila,

Last night, I asked you to keep an eye on Mackenzie. Without missing a beat, you asked me, "Okay, but what do I do with my other eye?" Hahahaha! Lila's got jokes!

Love,

Mom