Thursday, April 7, 2016

Flying Rats

Dear Lila,

One of my worst fears was realized today when I was walking down a street and a pigeon flew INTO my HEAD. I don't know if it was trying to hit me or just misjudged and flew too low, but it flew toward me and hit the side of my head. Ew ew ew ew EWWWW. I immediately took a shower when I came back home and washed my hair like three times, but it still feels dirty. *shudder*

Love,
Your pigeon-hating mom

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